just another thing I won’t find my name on
OMG it’s the dollar store keychains all over again!!
My biggest struggle in life.
If I had a dollar for every time I couldn’t find my name on anything, I’d be livin’ it up in a 20 bedroom house with a waterfall and a restaurant and a mall in my house
Oh Shit, Now it Needs a Title: The Writer’s Lament
when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out